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Evolution Demotivational Poster


TAGS: evolution sweden viking war
Rating: 4.7/5

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JesusWept - October 8, 2012, 4:37 pm
It's a VERY good thing! I doubt hose kids wouldn't ra** your wife and daughter and then burn your house down :-P
Krissie - October 2, 2012, 6:59 pm
What the hell...This is even worse than the men that wore spandex, big hair, etc., to the "metal" concerts back in the day. ick.
Justflipit - August 5, 2010, 1:28 pm
Derek - July 22, 2010, 10:41 pm
You're keen on being ra**d and pillaged then?


TAGS: christians atheism evolution science
Rating: 3.41/5

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Bartimaeus - October 26, 2009, 11:54 pm
Really though, no one quite understands the big bang. There are still some things science can't answer. Don't get me wrong, I'm not taking one side over the other; just call me when all the results are in lol
Ballababy - October 26, 2009, 9:31 pm
Wow, y'all are ignorant. Okay, first, modern science > the Bible and the Tanahk. This is why we live longer than we did before. Ed-Hyde, um, no, the Bible doesn't match science. Educate yourself first and then read it.
Anonymous2 - July 3, 2009, 1:30 pm
Modern Science, just getting around to what Judaism and Christianity have been saying for a really long time.
Ed-Hyde - July 1, 2009, 12:35 pm
Big Bang: "Let there be light","Separated Heavens and Earth", Evolution/Selection: Water from land, fish, animals, birds and THEN Man. Frankly, not too shabby for 4000 years ago.


TAGS: revolution beatles
Rating: 4.85/5

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Rhovanmark - February 15, 2012, 8:13 pm
"The tree of liberty must be watered with the blood of patriots "
Azuleean - August 5, 2011, 12:39 pm
I'm so glad to know that this is where our tax dollars are going to.
EricTheRed - July 14, 2011, 12:43 pm
You know he might have been onto something there. He was known to have one or two good ideas
Derek - July 14, 2011, 1:06 am
Thomas Jefferson thought there needed to be one every generation.

In yo fayce -


TAGS: evolution isn t always good
Rating: 4.5/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - March 2, 2013, 9:14 pm
I have fired an MP5, although it was at a place that let you handle full auto weapons under the eyes of an instructor for a price. The 40 Cal would probably have too much recoil. Also the MP5 is the best Zombie killer.
fascistfrenchman - December 18, 2010, 6:54 am
So, higher numbers make it more advanced? As a traditionalist, I prefer the 40.
5150monkeylove - December 17, 2010, 10:30 pm
I am having trouble getting comments into Pats Place. anybody else want to vent?
5150monkeylove - December 17, 2010, 1:04 pm
I have used the mp5. it is sweet, can go rapid fire into a card sized object from 15-20 yrds and empty the clip without a miss. I heard there was a .40 cal version made. would love to try it. Alas, I am no longer in the position to handle the fun stuff
motinet - December 17, 2010, 12:45 pm

I prefer an AK :)

EVOLUTION - We Have the Fossils We Win

TAGS: evolution fossils tiktaalik creationism
Rating: 3.38/5

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Sean - August 30, 2009, 10:13 pm
"We" is anyone who sees evolution as the way we came about. Be it by a total lack of divine intent, or as God's way of making us all -- but not LogicDude, it'd be unfair to God to blame Him for that.
Derek - August 30, 2009, 10:09 pm
Evolution and religion don't have to be separate, but it satisfies Occam's razor so much better. :-)
LOLOLOL - August 22, 2009, 10:57 pm
Evolution and religion don't HAVE to be seperate, maybe thats how other, more sophisticated creatures (like us) were made... and also stfu im not an Old testiment fanatic i'm just saying what I think of this motifake after all thats what commenting is! :)
mooooooooooooooooooooooo - April 28, 2009, 12:12 pm
I didn't know you cared.
LogicDude - April 28, 2009, 9:44 am
Thanks mooooooo...hey ummmm, you aren't doing anything Friday night are you? Do you have a personal profile I can view on MooseSpace.com? Maybe we could hook up or something, you know, just watch a movie, maybe slip a roofie in your drink or something...?
HtD - April 28, 2009, 4:36 am
Of course.
mooooooooooooooooooooooooo - April 28, 2009, 4:07 am
Thanks Logicdude. For supporting the funny. I may not always agree with you but some of your stuff is f***ing hilarious.
agdaniele - April 27, 2009, 1:19 pm
Perhaps the other dating site... familywatchdog.us
Cubbybear - April 27, 2009, 1:18 pm
The only thing left LogicDude, is a Muslim Dating site or Asian picture bride...Your pick
LogicDude - April 27, 2009, 12:24 pm
I know...but I already tried eHarmony and had no luck there either!
HtD - April 27, 2009, 12:00 pm
LD, carbon dating is not the only method used to date a fossil.
Canuck - April 27, 2009, 11:50 am
That Timmy fella just seems desperate for attention.
LogicDude - April 27, 2009, 9:31 am
when idiots attack other's posters out of the blue because their life sucks, which is a prime Timmy motivator. Granted, some of my own comments may "seem" to be that way, but if they are they are rarely meant to be taken that way. Except to Sean. Bye!
LogicDude - April 27, 2009, 9:29 am
Personally I'm with Canuck (other posts) and am here for the Funny. I'm not a Biblical Scholar or Scientist. But I do really dislike that Timmy guy....which causes great moral conflict...what with me being a Christian and all. I just can't stand it when
LogicDude - April 27, 2009, 9:26 am
...prove that God doesn't exist. Like we were all created from some kind of universal sneeze instead. The carbon dating thing is this: if it thinks batteries are 100+ years old and can't tell how old a clam shell is, why should I believe it's accuracy?
LogicDude - April 27, 2009, 9:25 am
I don't try to force my religious beliefs on anyone - simply can't be and shouldn't be done. Do that and you're branded a nutbag (or Taliban, oooooh!). I just find it amusing at times that atheists, who shouldn't care, spend a LOT of time trying to ...
Canuck - April 26, 2009, 11:48 pm
who have different beliefs. Christians have been forcing those beliefs on others since roman times. The planet is the closest thing we have to a god and look how we treat it.
Canuck - April 26, 2009, 11:45 pm
Feelin left out so i just wanted to pont out that just because a cult gets really really popular does not make it any less of a cult! The bible has been re-written so many times that any valuable message was lost years ago. God is an excuse to hate others
Sean - April 26, 2009, 7:15 pm
I have a Pirate Fish on the back of my car. (The six by fourish inched silver dealie.) Those bastards better not trifle with the FSM. It would be aboot time somone handed them their arses if they did. Gotta go. Bye.
mooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2009, 7:08 pm
make petty comments or throw insults at peoples core beliefs just because I don't agree. I know how I would feel is someone made rude comments aboot my beloved Flying Spaghetti Monster.
moooooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2009, 7:05 pm
Oh don't get me wrong Sean. I can be extremely insensitive at times. I just find that when the topic is religion it is best to state how I feel with careful wording. I find that Religious people can have very strong beliefs. And I think it is wrong to
Sean - April 26, 2009, 6:43 pm
But here at Motifake, we are nothing if not sensitive (I couldn't even keep a straight face as I typed that). Take it easy, man.
moooooooooooooo - April 26, 2009, 6:37 pm
My statement wasn't really directed at LD. I was just speaking my mind on the topic. like I said I did not intend to insult anyone.
Sean - April 26, 2009, 6:29 pm
RON's poster seems to explain and reconcile evolutionary theory and the creation narrative in the Bible.
Sean - April 26, 2009, 6:28 pm
let's just say that it's painfull to watch him try to trade insults with LD. And while me and LD seem to be on different sides of the Grand Canyon on this issue, I have not doubt he could bean me with a lemon from there. Anyway, this is Motifake and ...
Sean - April 26, 2009, 6:26 pm
Hey, moooooooooooooooo, there was a time even, quite recenlty when I would have said what you said in more or less the same words, but now LD scares me. Sure he's smart and even tempered, but DON'T make him mad. There's this guy named Timmy ... well ...
moooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2009, 6:17 pm
from either side. I don't want to insult anyone but but I think that using the bible to back your argument is kinda silly. It's just fiction. that should be obvious to any logical person.
moooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2009, 6:14 pm
I can't seem to find any evidence that carbon dating has been disproved (disproven isn't a word) Only studies that show that some things (like mollusk shells) when dated can show anomalous results. I know that there is controversy but nothing concrete
LogicDude - April 26, 2009, 4:03 pm
The Bible doesn't specifically mention many of the animals today - no mention of apes anywhere - so why would dinosaurs NOT being mentioned mean anything? LOL at your date comment though! I think some of mine were made from lead and marshmallow fluff.
agdaniele - April 26, 2009, 3:47 pm
Almost 60 percent of my dates have been carbon-based.
agdaniele - April 26, 2009, 3:45 pm
Millions, billions... whatever... it also is clear that the fossilization and composition is older than the good book's 10,000 year estimation. And as soon as they find the lost part of the bible that mentions any dinosaurs, I'll pay closer attention.
Sean - April 26, 2009, 3:32 pm
But if they weren't here millions of years ago, where were they? *snickers*
LogicDude - April 26, 2009, 3:24 pm
Since "carbon dating" has been disproven over and over, who really knows how long anything has been around? No scientist I know of has been able to produce SOLID, UNDISPUTABLE evidence that indicates dinosaurs were here "millions" of years ago...
agdaniele - April 26, 2009, 12:51 pm
God put fossils on earth to expose religious fanatics who can't think for themselves. And it worked like a charm.
Hector - April 26, 2009, 12:48 pm
"God put [dinosaur fossils] here to test our faith!"... I think God put you here to test my faith, dude. Does that bother anybody else, the idea that God might be f***ing with our heads? I have trouble sleeping with that knowledge." Bill Hicks
HAHA - April 7, 2009, 9:45 pm
Porcelina - February 26, 2009, 11:02 pm
...I miss that clobber b***on, now. This poster is so stupid
None - February 26, 2009, 11:01 pm
Claire - February 26, 2009, 6:31 pm
Claire - February 26, 2009, 6:31 pm
Actually, I believ in both, I just like controversy :)
mr guy - February 26, 2009, 5:09 pm
ummm... yea there IS trans-species fossils and most major religions are okay with people believing in evolultion
dude - February 25, 2009, 6:33 pm
Too bad that there are no trans species fossils. Also, too bad that carbon dating, used to date fossils, says that snickers bars are 100 years old. FAIL.
Claire - February 25, 2009, 6:10 pm
Depends, what would you think of someone who claimed God talked to them? Not to mention that the Bible was edited a long time ago, we don't know what was added and taken out.
Hector - February 25, 2009, 3:02 pm
Here's to all the people who can't or won't think for themselves. They won't be "swayed by facts in the face of a higher truth".
rerun - February 24, 2009, 7:55 pm

drug...not drun.
rerun - February 24, 2009, 7:55 pm

jewish zombie? why does the zombie have to be drun into this debate? Also, he is no longer jewish, he has evolved into a higher being yet to be named. Check back in 4000 years
Nero - February 24, 2009, 7:31 pm
Or that a jewish zombie was sent from the big invisible man in the sky to "save" us.
Claire - February 24, 2009, 7:20 pm
Or like a book written 2,000 years ago is completely accurate.
ristar - February 24, 2009, 6:00 pm
You have no more proof than we do. Just because you have fossils doesn't mean that intelligent design didn't take place. That's like saying a cap of water on a table must have been filled by rain.
Moar - February 24, 2009, 2:09 pm
Claire has a point
Claire - February 18, 2009, 7:59 pm
LogicDude - February 18, 2009, 7:02 pm
Says who? Did someone write a National Geographic article on it 400 million years ago and that's how we know?
Toussaint - February 18, 2009, 5:39 pm
It's the Tikaalik fish from the Devonian period, about 400 million yrs ago.
Cubbybear - February 18, 2009, 3:48 pm
It looks like Battlestar Galactia
LogicDude - February 17, 2009, 2:32 pm
Nero had good response there...but he's absolutely correct. As for Sean, my favorite flavor is on poster 38373!
Sean - February 17, 2009, 2:23 pm
Oh, c'mon. Everybody knows that Satan put them there so as to lead the weak of faith astray. P.s.: doritos ... LogicDude operates mostly on doritos.
Nero - February 17, 2009, 1:48 pm
Irony: A guy named LogicDude who operates on faith rather than logic.
LogicDude - February 17, 2009, 1:22 pm
You have fossils of Gods creations. So what did you win?


TAGS: nerd with huge glasses and bad teeth poster evolution
Rating: 4.72/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 15, 2013, 12:17 pm
Nerds do think of *** most of the time, but ironically enough they can also conduct an intellectual conversation; unlike your average Jock who doesn't even know how to put a letter into an envelope. 5L for the nerds!
Kyronic - December 16, 2012, 3:10 am
Thank you for supporting our community. Yes, I said community.
CloudchaserS - February 6, 2012, 12:41 am
Nerds are better in bed. Jocks are ***ier, but all they think about is sports. All nerds think about is ***


TAGS: religion atheist evolution big bang creationism
Rating: 3.24/5

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rerun - August 26, 2010, 8:13 pm

while I do like this users work, I am not impressed by his username.

HUMAN EVOLUTION - Go ride right now!

EVOLUTION - The Winner


STRAWMAN - And you thought scarecrow needed a brain.

TAGS: creation creationism evolution big bang religion atheism strawman argument universe
Rating: 2.14/5

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MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 4:16 am
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 4:14 am
G'night Bart....I'm headed that way myself.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 4:09 am
I think I'm gonna turn in, lol, as I fear I'm becoming less and less coherent...Night, Goodall.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 4:00 am
Same here. I can never find it anywhere. Scary premise, though.
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:59 am
Heard of, never seen.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:58 am
Have you guys ever seen a movie by the name of "Teeth?"
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:52 am
And then he went and won lots of Oscars.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:52 am
You got it right.....Mrs Mooo almost threw up watching that film.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:51 am
The other day I watched the CHEAPEST horror movie..."How to Make a Monster." That chick from Heavymetal was topless in it.
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:50 am
Gotta love lawnmower dude. I think, or was that Brain Dead? I love any campy horror film.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:49 am
have you ever seen "dead alive"?
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:49 am
lol That's comically bloody. Makes Quinton look sane.
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:48 am
Yea, you have to take it as the incredibly campy stuff it is. The final fight involves a meat grinder.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:47 am
That's pretty graphic stuff Random....not really my thing. But good for a larf.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:44 am
I can read at work (on the sly).... check out Scott Lynch....I was amazed.
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:42 am
Bart http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vxd08Sp_FdI
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:42 am
Mainly the bus for me.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:41 am
d***. Really? I didn't think anyone could put Quinton Tarantino to shame.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:41 am
I dunno....I haven't lived there for almost 8 years....when do you guys find time to read?
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:39 am
Last time I was there, I went to this cult movie store. Can't recall the name, but me and my brother picked up a film by the name of Ricky-O that is banned in the US for violence.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:39 am
Who knew there were b*********/midget/coprophilia sites.....Sean, I guess.
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:39 am
Sean - January 3, 2010, 3:38 am
Gotta go. Good night you guys you. But carry on as I'm already gone (looking at p*** on another site by now).
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:38 am
@Sean: Yeah, I'll try some of his other stuff. It was the whole Copperfield angle that drew me to the story, and I aught to give the guy a fair shake.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:36 am
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:35 am
Piers Anthomy is all right until he goes religious....then I wanna chocke him with a rosary.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:34 am
Of you ever go back to Winnipeg Random, find a place called red river books.....or black's books (heh,heh)....pure gold!.
Joshy8632 - January 3, 2010, 3:33 am
Piers Anthony The Mode Series. Excellent Books. and i agree with Ender's Game's pedastal position in anyones mind these days i just hope they dont ruin it with the movie
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:33 am
I love this....no one else I know reads anything but readers digest.
Sean - January 3, 2010, 3:32 am
Read some other short stories of his. "The Tomb" is a bit of an aquired taste. It takes longer to get going than a lot of his other ones.
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:31 am
I always have trouble finding Lovecraft. Not big in cow town apparently. Though I keep trying to find a copy of 'The Great God Pan' which both Lovecraft and King were both quoted as one of their biggest influences and most terrifying story they've read.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:31 am
I have a friend that swears by Lovecraft. I read one of his short stories, "In the Tomb of the Pharoes." Didn't think much of it, but I'll probably pick him up again.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:31 am
I don't go in for older horror Sean.....But HG Wells ....let me just say, I'd give his corpse a reach around for an unpublished novel.
Sean - January 3, 2010, 3:30 am
There's nothing wrong with being g** ... just don't read Twilight ... that's just g**.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:29 am
Stranger in a strange land is epic....but have you read "to sail beyond the sunset" or "Friday"?.....god I love SF.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:28 am
God, I gotta get faster with these comments. I'm getting jumped all over the place.
Sean - January 3, 2010, 3:27 am
How about H.P. Lovecraft? Read most of his stuff. Solid horror.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:27 am
King has gone downhill IMO....Barker is still the master....if he ever publishes anything......not that I'm complaining Clive...please don't hurt me.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:27 am
@Moo+: Of course, water brother, Heinland's the man...and the reason I occasionally use the word grock. I haven't read him as extensively as I'd like, but I've read the really well-known stuff...like Stranger and Starship Troopers.
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:27 am
Friend of mine read Twilight. We still think he's g**, and most of us decided to get him the twilight blankets they sold at the grocery store we work in, as a joke.
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:26 am
I've still got to pick up Stephen Kings new book, Under the Dome too.
Sean - January 3, 2010, 3:26 am
Oh yeah, The Vampire Chronicles ... wish my wife would read them. At the age of 4* she just read all of the *gasp* Twilight thingies. I figure/fear she'll be cruisin' the local high schools soon.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:25 am
or spider Robinson?...right now I'm on a Poul Anderson bender....and this new (er) guy Scott Lynch.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:24 am
Oh, about your earlier question, if you're looking for a tragic series (the epic sort of thing) William Gibson's Sprawl Trilogy is excellent.
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:23 am
Dark Tower is everything. Gotta love a horror/western/sci fi/fantasy/drama/romace/action book. And when I mean epic, I mean giant wars, multiple books, whole scale slaughter, all that fun stuff.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:23 am
never been a big Bradbury fan....don't know why....I have 34 Asimov first editions and 112 total hard covers....Card is the ****....but have you read any Heinlein?
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:22 am
Ah, Epics...like the Lord of the Rings trilogy or...Vampire Chronicles? I've read a few of those. Epics...The Dark Tower Series is fantasy I think. Science-y fantasy, but fantasy.
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:18 am
Talking animals tend to count. Though the ones I read have less talking animals, more sweeping epic plots going over 8 or more books, along with lots of stabby stabby.
Sean - January 3, 2010, 3:18 am
Poe is horror, and I mean that in the nicest possible way.
Sean - January 3, 2010, 3:17 am
And even though it was written back in 89, I think, it's not at all dated.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:16 am
That's great. I should probably read more fantasy than I have. lol More than Harry Potter and Johnathan Stroud, anyway. Poe counts, right? Talking ravens...
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:15 am
I only know of it from a concept album based off the first one. Though the creature in it sounds pretty freakin terrifying as far as books go.
Sean - January 3, 2010, 3:13 am
Sorry Mr.R, was working on my comment while you were posting yours -- wanted to make sure it was a trilogy of sorts.
Sean - January 3, 2010, 3:12 am
I recommend Hyperion by Dan Simmons. First of a trilogy. So if you like it, there's more.
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:04 am
I'll probably grab a few after I finish off the Drizzt series, and Jon Stewarts comedy book. Still got plenty of time before the next Wheel of Time book. Gotta find Hyperion still.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:03 am
too* Let's see...who else. Asimov is a good standard. His short stories are magnificent...same goes for Bradbury, the only man who get away with making a sequel to the House of Usher. lol
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:00 am
Orson Wells is great to. That's where I got the Fourth dimension stuff from, "The Time Machine."
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 2:58 am
questions be. @Random: Heinland is one of my favorites. Another, more contemporary, author I like is Orson Scott Card. His novel, Ender's Game, was one of the first I ever read as a child...and I STILL find myself going back to it from time to time.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 2:55 am
There was a time when no one knew that germs existed, because they are so incredibly small. Is it then possible that something is too large for us to notice? Hell, we could be the germ on the back of a germ. The possibilities are limitless; so should the
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 2:55 am
Actually, who do you recommend? I'm tearing through some fantasy series right now, and would like to grab some sci fi books after.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 2:53 am
SF fan Bart......who do you read?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 2:53 am
I'm not so eloquent as you two....but after you die, You rot and that's all........I'm quite sure of that.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 2:53 am
dimension, time. (I read a LOT of science fiction.)Could he be said to have a beginning or and end? I'm not Christian, because I haven't made up my mind, lol, But I like to think that there are things beyond this mortal veil. What makes us so ****y?
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 2:50 am
Life without death would be rather crampt, Sean. Don't you think? Is it really so far fetched to think that there may be a higher consciousness that governs this plane of existence? And what if this being, being all powerful, existed outside the fourth
Sean - January 3, 2010, 2:46 am
that seems to love to end human life as vigorously as possible. And don't even get me started on the subject of feline leukemia.
Sean - January 3, 2010, 2:45 am
Of course you can believe that there was this Santa God which always existed and was perfect, but still decided to make us and everything else, including the numerous diseases which seem to love killing kids -- to say nothing of all the other nastiness...
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 2:40 am
Thank you, sir, I'm glad you appreciate the sentiment. Aggressive atheism could be intellectually bankrupting, if it becomes too widespread. The a**umption that there is nothing should not become the answer to life's great question. That's stagnation.
Treehodger - January 3, 2010, 2:31 am
Well said Bartimaeus. Well said.
Bartimaeus - November 22, 2009, 3:31 am
there are scholars. We can't let spiritual speculation die, because it has its place. It's an integral part of the human experience.
Bartimaeus - November 22, 2009, 3:30 am
speculation. It's lead to some of the great writings and philosophies throughout the centuries. Th sense of self makes for a sense of morality. In valuing our own being, we learn to value that of others. Sure, there are idiots...but, to the other extreme
Bartimaeus - November 22, 2009, 3:27 am
No, religion is all a part of the human experience. We have a desire to make sense of our place in the cosmos. Most would like to think that they exist as more than just an organism, a random mass of atoms. And, if you ask me, there's nothing wrong with
johnson2 - May 27, 2009, 4:15 am
ten votes in a row for one lion shows what people think of this "perfect sense".
mrawesomo - May 26, 2009, 1:55 pm
That isn't atheism, that's the big bang theory. Even if it was, it's incredibly similair to the belief that there was nothing then there was god and god made everything.


TAGS: religion christianity irony evolution creationism stupidity morons lol laughs funny monkeys idiocy
Rating: 2.37/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - February 18, 2013, 1:51 am
You're right most don't, I was wrong. The ones that do are pains in the a*s. I have had a few Atheist nuts and Religious nuts try to force their ideas on me. Tell me what you believe and then let me decide, that's the way it should be.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 17, 2013, 3:07 pm
I don't believe that "most" Atheists or Christians try to force their beliefs on people. But those that do make the rest look bad.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 17, 2013, 1:48 pm
Maybe you have never tried to force Atheism on anyone, but believe me, most Atheists do try to force their beliefs on others. In fact most Atheists are no better than Westboro Baptist. Have seen them say and do the cruelest things.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 17, 2013, 4:27 am
Why does what we don't believe bother you so much?. I've never pushed atheism on anyone...But I've had Catholicism pushed on me.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 17, 2013, 4:01 am
Atheists, they know nothing, yet they think they know everything. Atheists why does what other people believe bother you so very much.


TAGS: evolution street fighter fail
Rating: 3.31/5

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Grimgravy - April 19, 2011, 3:20 am
I wish fat slobs were America's biggest problem. Sadly that's just not so.
Alfredogarcia - November 29, 2010, 3:55 am
No You have failed evolution....you are the weakest link, time to go!!
deadraisin - May 12, 2010, 10:35 am
Not Guile my hero, he's to young. 4L.

TITO ORTIZ - Helping evolution seem more realistic every day

TAGS: evolution tito ortiz ufc mma fighting
Rating: 2.87/5

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... - January 14, 2009, 4:15 pm
Ortiz is p**** a** b****. He wouldn't last one round against the gorilla in the cage.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 22, 2008, 2:05 pm
When I saw this, I immediately thought of the same sound coming from both mouths. Hilarious!


Evolution -

TAGS: whales twinkies ocean evolution
Rating: 3.33/5

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Jerk - August 9, 2011, 7:40 pm
she is not a whale... But she is hiding one beind her back
jiant - January 21, 2010, 5:30 pm
I shouldn't have laughed at that... but I did.... Anyway, the reason people are so fat now is cuz we're screwing up "evolution" with all our "everyone in the world should be accepted" b.s.
W - June 3, 2009, 4:46 pm
Too bad Whales are mammals and evolved form a land animal.

EVOLUTION THEORY - So THIS is what Darwin meant!



TAGS: pzy wings evolution falling building
Rating: 4.46/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - September 29, 2013, 2:55 pm
My god, is this a real picture of someone being killed? If so, that's sad.
LavaLancer - July 6, 2011, 5:03 pm
It wasn't the fall that hurt most, nor was it the sudden stop at the bottom. It was the kick in the nads.,


TAGS: magazine revolution donttreadonme americans
Rating: 4.11/5

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Sean - April 21, 2011, 6:06 pm
I played with matches quite a lot back when I was a kid who was forbidden from playing with matches. Now, not so much.
gas - April 21, 2011, 5:57 pm
But pools are not made to kill people, it's a place where kids are supposed to have fun. Finally I think the best way to prevent accidents is definitely keeping them away from any weapon, the same way you would simply forbid them from touching matches.
Sean - April 21, 2011, 12:08 pm
But as they point out in Freakanomics, pool safety, for younger kids, at least, is a far greater concern.
gas - April 21, 2011, 11:42 am
I see your point. In a country where unfortunatly almost anyone can buy a gun, maybe I would be the first to teach my kids gun safety.
Sean - April 21, 2011, 11:12 am
A lot of overhand punching and feather boa garroting.
Sean - April 21, 2011, 11:10 am
I will probably never own a gun, or ever fire one again, but I would not try to ban them all, or even most of them. I am creeped out by dudes with whole arsenals, though. That alone suggests underlying issues.
Airman - April 21, 2011, 11:07 am
what do you expect from Surfers and movie stars?
Sean - April 21, 2011, 11:04 am
That's too simplistic, dude. California has about the same # of people as Canada, and there are more knife murders there, per year, than all types of murders in Canada. And we Canadians also have a lot of guns -- and aircraft carriers, by the way.
Airman - April 21, 2011, 11:04 am
My father, who is 86, grew up in a small town in Maine, and they hunted for their food. Very handy through the depression. So I was taught at an early age about gun safety. I hated hunting but it didn't stop him from taking me.
Sean - April 21, 2011, 10:55 am
But if your kids are likely to be arounds guns no matter what you do or don't own yourself, gun safety training is just responsible parenting.
gas - April 21, 2011, 9:24 am
I would have said scary better than irritating... Personally I can't imagine a father teaching his children how to use a firearm, except maybe in the case of hunters. Anyway, 5L for the poster :)
pzykosiz - April 21, 2011, 8:51 am
i hear you. no guns = no gun violence. you rarely hear about shootings in australia
Greeny - April 21, 2011, 6:47 am
I understand the strange part, but what's the irritating part?
forseti - April 21, 2011, 2:53 am
You can't imagine how strange and irritating this discussion is for a European...
marlygirl - April 20, 2011, 10:28 pm
My kids are 11 and 13, have their own guns, taken classes...long line of military here. I prefer a Sig P226 myself...for when the hubs is deployed, my girl is a great sh**, like mama.
Sean - April 20, 2011, 9:18 pm
Or you can just teach her how to kill a man with a lacrosse stick. I mean that's good enough for Canadian dads all across my fine land -- and quite a few les*****, too.
rerun - April 20, 2011, 8:16 pm

great advise, thanks. I will do that soon (nice summer father/daughter activity)
ICEMAN - April 20, 2011, 8:10 pm
Get in touch with a club that is NRA affiliated. Good people there.
ICEMAN - April 20, 2011, 8:08 pm
Sounds like you taught her well.
rerun - April 20, 2011, 8:07 pm

i was refering more to the 6 y/o. I agree that kids should be taught to use & respect a weapon. My daughter wants to learn how to shoot, just need to find the right place to take her. Most people around here are too uptight.
ICEMAN - April 20, 2011, 8:07 pm
Using firearms safely is the proper use of firearms.
MPsniper - April 20, 2011, 8:05 pm
and... i fired for 15 years with a military 1,000 yard highpower team. she grew up around weapons.
MPsniper - April 20, 2011, 8:03 pm
when my daughter was 12, i took her to army small arms firing school for M-16 rifle. it was a great dad/daughter weekend. kids MUST learn firearms safety AND the proper use of.
ICEMAN - April 20, 2011, 7:52 pm
Better yet, just teach your kids the proper use of firearms. Worked for me.
rerun - April 20, 2011, 7:44 pm

BTY - excellent poster (just keep your guns away from kids)
rerun - April 20, 2011, 7:44 pm

not ttoo soon, just today a 6 y/o kid brought a loaded gun to school for "show & tell"
marlygirl - April 20, 2011, 7:26 pm
5L Sniper, as always, the best
Sean - April 20, 2011, 7:24 pm
Looks like school's out for the day. What? Too soon?

EVOLUTION - Hard To Not Believe In It When This Walks Past You.

TAGS: evolution ape man god time
Rating: 4.71/5

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GaryO - August 12, 2012, 11:44 am
Notice the edge work…man, wish my lawn looked that tidy.
SethMythrax - August 12, 2012, 9:22 am
I wonder if animal activists throw paint on him like they do Women who wear Fur coats?..
GaryO - August 11, 2012, 7:23 pm
I too had a sweater like that...wait
M0rd3kaI - August 11, 2012, 7:16 pm
... ... ... thanks for putting that dreadful image into mind... How am I going to sleep?
rerun - August 11, 2012, 5:50 pm

give a whole new meaning to the term "bear hug"
M0rd3kaI - August 11, 2012, 3:23 pm
Just imagine 'it' gives you a hug...
rerun - August 10, 2012, 7:12 pm



DARWIN'S THEORY - About to be proven once again.

TAGS: stupid dumb darwin theory evolution
Rating: 4.69/5

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spypengen - March 26, 2012, 9:12 am
now to get rid of the hospitals so the stupid can't multiply

SOCIALISM - You're doing it wrong.

TAGS: che socialim communism fail capitalism revolution cuba castro
Rating: 2.87/5
R.S.Jake - December 30, 2009, 4:16 pm
OK, if you say it makes sense, I'll belive you. But I'm not going to try to figure it out. My brain hurts anyway.
silcas - December 30, 2009, 4:14 pm
It makes sense Jake, it's just not overly funny.
R.S.Jake - December 30, 2009, 4:12 pm



Today's Sesame Street is brought to you by the letters -

TAGS: you white me in you black me out scary bert sesame street poster evolution
Rating: 5/5

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Sho - December 22, 2014, 1:26 pm
love the style


TAGS: samuel whittemore american revolutionary war veterans america usa
Rating: 4.82/5

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Thedge - November 13, 2014, 12:31 pm
That was America. Would you like a h** Apple Pie with that order, sir?


TAGS: mouse leap poster evolution fate
Rating: 4.92/5

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Hinoron - December 14, 2011, 2:16 pm
Almost a poetic structure, like a haiku... if there's a 5,5,6,7 syllable varient.

CAMOUFLAGE - You're doing it wrong


TAGS: arab revolution egypt tunisia libia
Rating: 4.75/5

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Hawamleh - February 25, 2011, 5:57 pm
not really... as an arab, I'm concerned..
guyfox - February 25, 2011, 3:55 pm
about d*** time too



TAGS: poster evolution newton motion law
Rating: 4.57/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - June 25, 2012, 3:11 pm
they see me rollin' they jealous

ORWELL'S TRUTH - In a time of deceit telling the truth is a revolutionary act- George Orwell


TAGS: communication balls poster evolution
Rating: 4.35/5

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carebear - March 12, 2012, 1:14 pm
(carebear BANNED)

OH ABDULLAH - You FOUND the handcuff key!

HANDFISH - The irony of this species is that, one day, it will evolve to completely deny and refute evolution.

TAGS: handfish natural selection darwin evolution
Rating: 4.32/5

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matt28 - August 31, 2010, 10:13 pm
Good job. I give it 5 therapsids!
R.S.Jake - June 9, 2010, 11:43 am
Isn't this a Pokemon?

JAMES WONG - Should join Motifake, He's already great at destroying childhood memories

BECAUSE REVOLUTIONS - just keep on going in circles.

EVOLUTION - Our supposed ancestors keep on providing compelling proof.....

US ARMY - They understood that our Constitution and the freedom it guarantees are worth fighting for.


~= POLLUTION =~ - Source of Genetic Mutation since the Industrial Revolution

the evolution of music -

TAGS: music instruments evolution music
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - October 20, 2013, 9:20 am
Common people would worship them and people in power would wanna burn them at the stake. Pretty much like today ;) Nice one, chick! 5!
CloudchaserS - October 20, 2013, 3:47 am
I wonder what someone from a thousand or so years ago would think of Motorhead

Chasing Liberty -

TAGS: liberty protest freedom revolution peace
Rating: 4.95/5

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Greybeard - June 18, 2014, 4:15 am
LoL. With some of the things I've posted, I'm sure I am. :)
premiumgrade - June 18, 2014, 4:12 am
You are NOW on the enemy list. Congratulations. 5 Big Ones
Greybeard - June 13, 2014, 11:30 pm
Thank you. :)
Reality Lord - June 12, 2014, 8:07 am


Unicorns Exist -

TAGS: unicorn rhino evolution
Rating: 4.89/5

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EmilioDumphque - August 4, 2013, 4:04 am
Wow, a rhinosaurus!

Evolution -

TAGS: cookie monster science animal evolution
Rating: 4.88/5

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chickenlittle - September 24, 2013, 11:36 pm
That is awesome! 5L :)
BobbEdwards - September 24, 2013, 10:51 pm
Saw the pic on the Yahoo homepage and never got around to checking it out. Now I'm glad I didn't. 5L

The Story Of Us All -



EVOLUTION - I'm proud of my ancestry ...


TAGS: john lennon revolution
Rating: 4.05/5

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Sean - August 13, 2011, 8:28 pm
No Sir! They most definitelyl WILL NOT!!!
ICEMAN - August 12, 2011, 11:21 pm
All we are saying... is give peas a chance. They're mighty tasty in a tuna casserole.


TAGS: id creationism evolution god atheists
Rating: 3.5/5

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Sean - April 17, 2011, 9:37 pm
I think you mean top left and if you do, I'd say that it's a little statue of a gargoyle reading a book. As for the tome itself, probably Fanny Hill. (That's what I'd be reading if I was a gargoyle who was forced to hang out with the likes of Behe.)
randomaccount - April 17, 2011, 6:53 pm
wtf is that next to the guy in the top right


TAGS: evolution
Rating: 3.27/5

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forseti - July 4, 2010, 6:48 pm
So you're Senor Dos Canones?!?
Stormhawk - July 4, 2010, 6:37 pm
Odd that it creeps you out. Me, it excites with all the new ***ual and specifically oral possibilities.
Derek - January 25, 2010, 4:33 pm
Got me thinking, I've been drinking
GreyScorpion - January 25, 2010, 11:01 am
Creeps the hell out me too!!

SPACE PROGRAM - It's revolutionized human movement, plant growth, long distance travel, energy use, and perception of time and gravity....in space.

HOVERING - Evolution's cure to tired feet

EVOLUTION - Television in their stomachs Now that is evolution


TOUCHDOWN JESUS - Who brought the marshmallows?

CHRISTIAN HILLBILLY - Explaining the world with fairy tales.

Weights and Potentials -

TAGS: forum poster evolution liberty estimates
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - September 4, 2014, 7:38 pm
just yer rindend……I’ll bring the vodka
Greeny - September 4, 2014, 7:15 pm
awww, you're just sayin that to get a piece of me...
GaryO - September 4, 2014, 8:33 am
Have I told you lately how much...how much I...I...well...I love you, Greeny. There, I said it.

Victims -

rerun -

TAGS: revolutionary extraordinaire
Rating: 5/5

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maoworks2 - December 22, 2013, 11:26 am
Long Live CHE .

Slide On In -

EVOLUTION OF THE BATHING SUIT - THE BIKINI One must ponder...does evolution ever consider the short comings?

TAGS: evolution bathingsuit short comings bikini
Rating: 5/5

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CloudchaserS - May 20, 2012, 12:14 am
Bikinis are one of the things that should not be sold above a certain size
MissPriss - May 19, 2012, 4:30 pm
Ahhsoh...you so funny.
fan4camping - May 19, 2012, 3:24 pm
OW! My eyes! Quick, someone get me some Lysol! (shudder) Please God, don't let this be the last thing I ever see!

Evolution ??? -

Hey everyone; check out the contest of contests @ POSTER EVOLUTION in the forum -


TAGS: revolution televised motifake not
Rating: 4.92/5

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Rudedog - April 4, 2013, 2:17 am
I long for an American flag, national anthem and static white noise.
EmilioDumphque - April 3, 2013, 12:51 pm
...not be televised, not be televised, not be televised! The revolution will be live!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 3, 2013, 12:24 pm
Lol! Do kids today even know what those bars are? Heck, do they even know what a revolution is? Speaking of, where is it being held?


The Devil You Know -

TAGS: war revolution education government usa
Rating: 4.82/5

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Greybeard - May 13, 2014, 11:03 pm
LoL. Me too, tired of the status quo. :)
Greybeard - May 13, 2014, 11:03 pm
LoL. Me too, tired of the status quo. :)
Cannabal - May 13, 2014, 9:51 pm
I am a non-moose. Expect me. To do something.

Darwinism -

TAGS: evolution idiot stupid charles safety mechanism
Rating: 4.8/5

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vindicator - August 21, 2014, 10:21 am
Reality Lord - August 21, 2014, 6:51 am

darwinism fail...they were old enough to pass along the stupid gene :)


TAGS: forum poster evolution wienner
Rating: 4.77/5

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MissPriss - February 3, 2013, 11:49 am
Gary...you're much too modest...I'd say more like a bratwurst than a wiener. Nice poster sir. 5 fingers and toes of L's.


TAGS: poster evolution logic fight talk
Rating: 4.71/5

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ughomer - September 3, 2012, 2:00 pm
CAVE ~ at first glance, I thought this was a Rolling Stones concert ph**o with Mick (top center) singing "Gimme Shelter."


TAGS: poster evolution wiener
Rating: 4.67/5

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GaryO - January 9, 2013, 7:12 pm
It is purported that his last words were more of an unprintable genre, with reference to linen (sheet) and coastal weather (sunny beaches) ending with the final last words of; ‘gawdammit that really hurts’
EmilioDumphque - January 6, 2013, 1:14 pm
Pancho Villa's last words! "Tell them I said something"

Heaven Knows -

Reminiscing the dreams -


TAGS: evolution avs
Rating: 4.65/5

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M0rd3kaI - August 26, 2012, 7:13 pm
What 'bout me?? no evolution for this monkey?? (5L Greeny, Great poster!)
rerun - June 30, 2012, 8:26 pm

I think Mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo may be the winner.
Hawamleh - June 30, 2012, 8:13 pm
Mr.M ? anyone
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 29, 2012, 8:04 am
*ahem* I think I win the longest running avatar challenge.
the1stCOMMI3 - June 29, 2012, 12:02 am
and only your's truly has kept his first and only avatar
Hawamleh - June 28, 2012, 10:38 pm
change is just too much for my little heart.. I'm cozy
Hawamleh - June 28, 2012, 10:36 pm
it was all itchy and stuff, besides I look like a bum without it's aid. also notice how everyone progresses, except me, I go back haha.
Greeny - June 28, 2012, 9:04 pm
...that, and Hammy shaving
Greeny - June 28, 2012, 9:03 pm
Exactly Sho; you were my inspiration!
Sho - June 28, 2012, 8:07 pm
GaryO - June 28, 2012, 6:50 pm
Feas…phone home
Airman - June 28, 2012, 6:19 pm
SHO's been hanging around Tim Burton
gas - June 28, 2012, 2:02 pm
niiice!!! lol @hammy's evolutionary line


TAGS: lawn bomb poster evolution hammy
Rating: 4.47/5

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Hawamleh - April 1, 2012, 5:26 pm
Why thank you ! and they can vote whatever they want ! I won in a thread against great people, all the rating I need !
M0rd3kaI - April 1, 2012, 3:49 pm
I see the first vote was a 1L bomber... sigh, anyway congrats on your win Hammy




TAGS: foolishness challenge idiots will live on de evolutionary food chain lewd brain
Rating: 4/5

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Neener - October 15, 2010, 5:17 pm
Evil.. I like it!
Bartimaeus - April 1, 2010, 2:06 am
It's officially the day of the challenge...and this is a shameless bump. lol
agdaniele - March 30, 2010, 10:15 pm
LOL! Ain't that just the way things go?
TheTrashHeap - March 30, 2010, 10:10 pm
Who madr R.S Jake a sheriff?

CROWN CLOWN - A revolution without dancing...is a revolution not worth having!

TAGS: v for vendetta revolution funny
Rating: 4/5

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TED - March 19, 2010, 2:59 pm
Anonymous - you believe in something so strongly you have to hide your face??
Derek - February 23, 2010, 8:06 pm
It's lovely, Angie; but why "Crown Clown"? Just that it both rhymes and alliterates?
aesop's folly - December 24, 2009, 1:03 pm
true, so very true
thatonechick - December 24, 2009, 11:16 am
I cracked a smile and thought, "Okay, I'll give you this one." LoL
GreyScorpion - December 24, 2009, 11:14 am
LOL, but most likely for the wrong reason


EVOLUTION OF A LEGEND (HAIKU) - Started small but strong Confidence is sexy... He trains the young ones

TAGS: cubby day evolution
Rating: 4/5

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Anonymous2 - June 9, 2010, 11:44 pm
That's only 5-6-5, unless y'all pronounce confidence differently.

Another promise, another seed another, packaged lie -

TAGS: revolution liberty choice
Rating: 4/5

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Thedge - October 20, 2014, 8:38 pm
Whew... thanks God and all Holy things. That clarified the issue completely. Oh, and don't send it to me, eh? Perhaps the powers that be are more deserving recipients? Only an enquiring mind hoping for clarification.
GaryO - October 20, 2014, 8:28 pm
This is not going well for me. Tell you what, I’ll send you his remains once the Dulcolax does its thing
Thedge - October 20, 2014, 8:15 pm
Umm Gary? That one didn't really help much. Peace be with you.
GaryO - October 20, 2014, 8:07 pm
Uh, let me clear, he was on the INSIDE. (I’ve really gotta watch my sentence structure)
Thedge - October 20, 2014, 7:30 pm
Oval Office? GaryO, please?. Ahh, no such number, no such zone. Well we, the people, find it an act of tyranny that you condone a congressman packing GaryO's groceries. Ahh really?... Wishful thinking you say? Well then. Nevermind.
GaryO - October 18, 2014, 9:30 am
For further discussion on this matter of prodigious mathematical import, I can be reached at the oval office. A seasoned congressman is pressing at my colon as I type.
GaryO - October 18, 2014, 9:29 am
As far as the where/who story problem fractions are concerned, I’ll just throw in that Canada plays a strong (78624/79327) role. This finding substantiated by none other than Overpriced Waterhouse and Peter Jennings……and Philip Morris.
GaryO - October 18, 2014, 9:28 am
The white house is the one with the pointy roof (about the size of a junior senator’s second home) where weighty things like tee times are decided. It’s about 36 holes down the hill. You’ll need a golf cart if yer a czar…and yer walking.
GaryO - October 18, 2014, 9:27 am
Uh, that’s the Capital blg. Where senators meet to decide important things while playing solitaire. They are very talented at multitasking while looking stern and lying thru their teeth. That’s why we vote for them.
Bandit5906 - October 18, 2014, 12:34 am
I contend he is 2/3 of the problem and another 1/3 of the problem is the people being stupid enough to elect him.
spanko - October 14, 2014, 1:22 pm
He is only 1/3 of the problem.
Thedge - October 14, 2014, 11:50 am
What White House is that? Did Obama completely remodel?

it's just not krickit -

EVOLUTION - Sometimes the direction is obvious even if it is horrible

JACKASS - Speeding up evolution since 1999. Keep it up boys !

EVOLUTION - Generally Believed By People Who Want to Control Everything.

TAGS: darwin evolution control belief control
Rating: 3.1/5

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PapaFox - February 28, 2013, 7:45 am
Yeah, most Christians accept evolution anyway. It's just the noisy extremists that give the rest a bad name.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 28, 2013, 1:11 am
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 28, 2013, 1:03 am
Humans have done enough interfering. The kid that s******s the most marbles doesn't grow up to have children of his own. Nature needs to take its course.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 28, 2013, 12:58 am
Mother bird knocks its baby out of the nest, people got to save it and bring it to a shelter. Puppy born with just two legs saved from mother who could've eaten it. A human deliberately snorts cleanser, and people feel compelled to save him. (???)
crankyhead - February 27, 2013, 4:11 pm
TheConstitutionalist - February 27, 2013, 2:26 pm
Well, for the most part, the well educated do control everything...so I'll take that statement as a compliment.
PapaFox - February 27, 2013, 7:21 am
Generally believed by people who had a decent science education. Not sure how that relates to "Control Everything" though.


EVOLUTION IS MISUNDERSTOOD - Evolution is really a process that results in heritable changes in a population spread over many generations

TAGS: evolution can mix with religion
Rating: 2.89/5

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BrokenEye - August 24, 2010, 8:57 pm
I'm getting the feeling that the term "evolutionist" doesn't actually have jack **** do to with evolution. Who are these evolutionists anyway?
Sean - December 24, 2009, 12:21 am
God made a dude outta dirt. A woman outta a rib of that dude (making her also the first clone, I guess). And the two had only sons. The rest is (modern) history.
Bartimaeus - December 23, 2009, 4:40 pm
Some bible thumpers have been battling against evolution for years...and they don't like the theory either.
Jmac0585 - December 23, 2009, 4:36 pm
Evolution: Easier than admitting to yourself that you might be wrong. Let the roasting commence.
phydeaux - December 23, 2009, 3:05 pm
You forgot the sea-bear...
Scott - September 30, 2009, 4:42 pm
Actually, the rhinocerfish is real as is the dolpharoo
thatonechick - September 25, 2009, 9:43 am
Really? No CLASS?
thatonechick - September 25, 2009, 9:42 am
Wow... I'm actually taking an evolution class this semester and... well, wow just about sums it up. There's no pictures like that in my textbook! LoL
Kully - September 25, 2009, 12:38 am
Is that a sea rhinocerous?


EVOLUTION - This is where the shotgun's began


SARAH AND GODZILLA - await their turn at Dance Dance Revolution on Halloween

TAGS: sarah palin godzilla dance revolution
Rating: 2.32/5

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Cubbybear - November 21, 2008, 11:50 am
That's a great picture....5 from me
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 21, 2008, 11:47 am
I think it was cramming in too many concepts at once, but I still laugh at the pic when I see it. I just love that they're waiting to dance.
Ag218 - November 21, 2008, 10:56 am
Oh MWLF, this one isn't getting the props it deserves. I mean you've got video games, j******t in a skirt, a camp pop culture reference and a chick in a bikini. Where'd the Motifake formula fail?
GoForthAndDie - November 9, 2008, 2:27 pm
That's where McCain messed up. Think about it: Vice-President Godzilla. He'd get my vote.

SELECTIVE EVOLUTION - Drowning idiots like this in the shallow end of the gene pool stops them from spreading their seed

EVOLUTION - And they said we came from monkeys...

TAGS: evolution tree man
Rating: 1.89/5

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kill it - January 3, 2009, 11:55 am
kill it with fire. Or maybe a chainsaw.
english--and proud - November 14, 2008, 10:20 am
google..."tree man" and get the full story..
Kamina - November 14, 2008, 1:01 am
what the f*** happened to that guy?

EVOLUTION - There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

TAGS: evolution
Rating: 1.77/5

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killoggs - December 22, 2011, 7:02 am
and what the F**K does norris have against unicorns
Frustrated Man - September 1, 2008, 3:59 pm
Hey A$$, You totally ripped off my motifake with this, you even removed my initials from the bottom! Get some creativity loser!

EVOLUTION - Does not work that way