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Evolution Demotivational Poster


EVOLUTION - NOT ALWAYS A GOOD THING -


TAGS: evolution sweden viking war
Rating: 4.7/5

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JesusWept - October 8, 2012, 4:37 pm, #239851
It's a VERY good thing! I doubt hose kids wouldn't ra** your wife and daughter and then burn your house down :-P
Krissie - October 2, 2012, 6:59 pm, #239671
What the hell...This is even worse than the men that wore spandex, big hair, etc., to the "metal" concerts back in the day. ick.
Justflipit - August 5, 2010, 1:28 pm, #187777
-.-
Derek - July 22, 2010, 10:41 pm, #185990
You're keen on being ra**d and pillaged then?


CHRISTIANS -


TAGS: christians atheism evolution science
Rating: 3.41/5

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Bartimaeus - October 26, 2009, 11:54 pm, #131066
Really though, no one quite understands the big bang. There are still some things science can't answer. Don't get me wrong, I'm not taking one side over the other; just call me when all the results are in lol
Ballababy - October 26, 2009, 9:31 pm, #131040
Wow, y'all are ignorant. Okay, first, modern science > the Bible and the Tanahk. This is why we live longer than we did before. Ed-Hyde, um, no, the Bible doesn't match science. Educate yourself first and then read it.
Anonymous2 - July 3, 2009, 1:30 pm, #92506
Modern Science, just getting around to what Judaism and Christianity have been saying for a really long time.
Ed-Hyde - July 1, 2009, 12:35 pm, #92047
Big Bang: "Let there be light","Separated Heavens and Earth", Evolution/Selection: Water from land, fish, animals, birds and THEN Man. Frankly, not too shabby for 4000 years ago.


DON'T YOU KNOW -


TAGS: revolution beatles
Rating: 4.85/5

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Rhovanmark - February 15, 2012, 8:13 pm, #229645
"The tree of liberty must be watered with the blood of patriots "
Azuleean - August 5, 2011, 12:39 pm, #222492
I'm so glad to know that this is where our tax dollars are going to.
EricTheRed - July 14, 2011, 12:43 pm, #221374
You know he might have been onto something there. He was known to have one or two good ideas
Derek - July 14, 2011, 1:06 am, #221362
Thomas Jefferson thought there needed to be one every generation.


TECHONOLOGY EVOLUTION - Gangsta version.


TAGS: evolution isn t always good
Rating: 4.5/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - March 2, 2013, 9:14 pm, #243990
I have fired an MP5, although it was at a place that let you handle full auto weapons under the eyes of an instructor for a price. The 40 Cal would probably have too much recoil. Also the MP5 is the best Zombie killer.
fascistfrenchman - December 18, 2010, 6:54 am, #207434
So, higher numbers make it more advanced? As a traditionalist, I prefer the 40.
5150monkeylove - December 17, 2010, 10:30 pm, #207410
I am having trouble getting comments into Pats Place. anybody else want to vent?
5150monkeylove - December 17, 2010, 1:04 pm, #207369
I have used the mp5. it is sweet, can go rapid fire into a card sized object from 15-20 yrds and empty the clip without a miss. I heard there was a .40 cal version made. would love to try it. Alas, I am no longer in the position to handle the fun stuff
motinet - December 17, 2010, 12:45 pm, #207367

I prefer an AK :)


NERDS -


TAGS: nerd with huge glasses and bad teeth poster evolution
Rating: 4.72/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 15, 2013, 12:17 pm, #246625
Nerds do think of *** most of the time, but ironically enough they can also conduct an intellectual conversation; unlike your average Jock who doesn't even know how to put a letter into an envelope. 5L for the nerds!
Kyronic - December 16, 2012, 3:10 am, #241532
Thank you for supporting our community. Yes, I said community.
CloudchaserS - February 6, 2012, 12:41 am, #228995
Nerds are better in bed. Jocks are ***ier, but all they think about is sports. All nerds think about is ***


CREATIONISTS - PRETTY FUNNY PEOPLE. -


TAGS: religion atheist evolution big bang creationism
Rating: 3.24/5

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rerun - August 26, 2010, 8:13 pm, #190877

while I do like this users work, I am not impressed by his username.


HUMAN EVOLUTION - Go ride right now!




EVOLUTION - The Winner




THE GOAL -




STRAWMAN - And you thought scarecrow needed a brain.


TAGS: creation creationism evolution big bang religion atheism strawman argument universe
Rating: 2.14/5

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MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 4:16 am, #149701
Night
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 4:14 am, #149700
G'night Bart....I'm headed that way myself.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 4:09 am, #149699
I think I'm gonna turn in, lol, as I fear I'm becoming less and less coherent...Night, Goodall.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 4:00 am, #149698
Same here. I can never find it anywhere. Scary premise, though.
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:59 am, #149697
Heard of, never seen.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:58 am, #149696
Have you guys ever seen a movie by the name of "Teeth?"
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:52 am, #149695
And then he went and won lots of Oscars.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:52 am, #149694
You got it right.....Mrs Mooo almost threw up watching that film.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:51 am, #149693
The other day I watched the CHEAPEST horror movie..."How to Make a Monster." That chick from Heavymetal was topless in it.
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:50 am, #149692
Gotta love lawnmower dude. I think, or was that Brain Dead? I love any campy horror film.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:49 am, #149691
have you ever seen "dead alive"?
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:49 am, #149690
lol That's comically bloody. Makes Quinton look sane.
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:48 am, #149689
Yea, you have to take it as the incredibly campy stuff it is. The final fight involves a meat grinder.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:47 am, #149688
That's pretty graphic stuff Random....not really my thing. But good for a larf.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:44 am, #149687
I can read at work (on the sly).... check out Scott Lynch....I was amazed.
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:42 am, #149686
Bart http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vxd08Sp_FdI
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:42 am, #149685
Mainly the bus for me.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:41 am, #149684
d***. Really? I didn't think anyone could put Quinton Tarantino to shame.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:41 am, #149683
I dunno....I haven't lived there for almost 8 years....when do you guys find time to read?
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:39 am, #149682
Last time I was there, I went to this cult movie store. Can't recall the name, but me and my brother picked up a film by the name of Ricky-O that is banned in the US for violence.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:39 am, #149681
Who knew there were b*********/midget/coprophilia sites.....Sean, I guess.
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:39 am, #149680
Night.
Sean - January 3, 2010, 3:38 am, #149679
Gotta go. Good night you guys you. But carry on as I'm already gone (looking at p*** on another site by now).
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:38 am, #149678
@Sean: Yeah, I'll try some of his other stuff. It was the whole Copperfield angle that drew me to the story, and I aught to give the guy a fair shake.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:36 am, #149676
*Choke
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:35 am, #149675
Piers Anthomy is all right until he goes religious....then I wanna chocke him with a rosary.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:34 am, #149674
Of you ever go back to Winnipeg Random, find a place called red river books.....or black's books (heh,heh)....pure gold!.
Joshy8632 - January 3, 2010, 3:33 am, #149673
Piers Anthony The Mode Series. Excellent Books. and i agree with Ender's Game's pedastal position in anyones mind these days i just hope they dont ruin it with the movie
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:33 am, #149672
I love this....no one else I know reads anything but readers digest.
Sean - January 3, 2010, 3:32 am, #149671
Read some other short stories of his. "The Tomb" is a bit of an aquired taste. It takes longer to get going than a lot of his other ones.
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:31 am, #149670
I always have trouble finding Lovecraft. Not big in cow town apparently. Though I keep trying to find a copy of 'The Great God Pan' which both Lovecraft and King were both quoted as one of their biggest influences and most terrifying story they've read.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:31 am, #149669
I have a friend that swears by Lovecraft. I read one of his short stories, "In the Tomb of the Pharoes." Didn't think much of it, but I'll probably pick him up again.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:31 am, #149668
I don't go in for older horror Sean.....But HG Wells ....let me just say, I'd give his corpse a reach around for an unpublished novel.
Sean - January 3, 2010, 3:30 am, #149667
There's nothing wrong with being g** ... just don't read Twilight ... that's just g**.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:29 am, #149666
Stranger in a strange land is epic....but have you read "to sail beyond the sunset" or "Friday"?.....god I love SF.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:28 am, #149665
God, I gotta get faster with these comments. I'm getting jumped all over the place.
Sean - January 3, 2010, 3:27 am, #149664
How about H.P. Lovecraft? Read most of his stuff. Solid horror.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:27 am, #149663
King has gone downhill IMO....Barker is still the master....if he ever publishes anything......not that I'm complaining Clive...please don't hurt me.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:27 am, #149661
@Moo+: Of course, water brother, Heinland's the man...and the reason I occasionally use the word grock. I haven't read him as extensively as I'd like, but I've read the really well-known stuff...like Stranger and Starship Troopers.
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:27 am, #149660
Friend of mine read Twilight. We still think he's g**, and most of us decided to get him the twilight blankets they sold at the grocery store we work in, as a joke.
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:26 am, #149659
I've still got to pick up Stephen Kings new book, Under the Dome too.
Sean - January 3, 2010, 3:26 am, #149658
Oh yeah, The Vampire Chronicles ... wish my wife would read them. At the age of 4* she just read all of the *gasp* Twilight thingies. I figure/fear she'll be cruisin' the local high schools soon.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:25 am, #149657
or spider Robinson?...right now I'm on a Poul Anderson bender....and this new (er) guy Scott Lynch.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:24 am, #149656
Oh, about your earlier question, if you're looking for a tragic series (the epic sort of thing) William Gibson's Sprawl Trilogy is excellent.
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:23 am, #149654
Dark Tower is everything. Gotta love a horror/western/sci fi/fantasy/drama/romace/action book. And when I mean epic, I mean giant wars, multiple books, whole scale slaughter, all that fun stuff.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:23 am, #149653
never been a big Bradbury fan....don't know why....I have 34 Asimov first editions and 112 total hard covers....Card is the ****....but have you read any Heinlein?
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:22 am, #149652
Ah, Epics...like the Lord of the Rings trilogy or...Vampire Chronicles? I've read a few of those. Epics...The Dark Tower Series is fantasy I think. Science-y fantasy, but fantasy.
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:18 am, #149650
Talking animals tend to count. Though the ones I read have less talking animals, more sweeping epic plots going over 8 or more books, along with lots of stabby stabby.
Sean - January 3, 2010, 3:18 am, #149649
Poe is horror, and I mean that in the nicest possible way.
Sean - January 3, 2010, 3:17 am, #149648
And even though it was written back in 89, I think, it's not at all dated.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:16 am, #149647
That's great. I should probably read more fantasy than I have. lol More than Harry Potter and Johnathan Stroud, anyway. Poe counts, right? Talking ravens...
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:15 am, #149646
I only know of it from a concept album based off the first one. Though the creature in it sounds pretty freakin terrifying as far as books go.
Sean - January 3, 2010, 3:13 am, #149645
Sorry Mr.R, was working on my comment while you were posting yours -- wanted to make sure it was a trilogy of sorts.
Sean - January 3, 2010, 3:12 am, #149644
I recommend Hyperion by Dan Simmons. First of a trilogy. So if you like it, there's more.
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:04 am, #149642
I'll probably grab a few after I finish off the Drizzt series, and Jon Stewarts comedy book. Still got plenty of time before the next Wheel of Time book. Gotta find Hyperion still.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:03 am, #149641
too* Let's see...who else. Asimov is a good standard. His short stories are magnificent...same goes for Bradbury, the only man who get away with making a sequel to the House of Usher. lol
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:00 am, #149639
Orson Wells is great to. That's where I got the Fourth dimension stuff from, "The Time Machine."
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 2:58 am, #149638
questions be. @Random: Heinland is one of my favorites. Another, more contemporary, author I like is Orson Scott Card. His novel, Ender's Game, was one of the first I ever read as a child...and I STILL find myself going back to it from time to time.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 2:55 am, #149637
There was a time when no one knew that germs existed, because they are so incredibly small. Is it then possible that something is too large for us to notice? Hell, we could be the germ on the back of a germ. The possibilities are limitless; so should the
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 2:55 am, #149636
Actually, who do you recommend? I'm tearing through some fantasy series right now, and would like to grab some sci fi books after.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 2:53 am, #149635
SF fan Bart......who do you read?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 2:53 am, #149633
I'm not so eloquent as you two....but after you die, You rot and that's all........I'm quite sure of that.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 2:53 am, #149632
dimension, time. (I read a LOT of science fiction.)Could he be said to have a beginning or and end? I'm not Christian, because I haven't made up my mind, lol, But I like to think that there are things beyond this mortal veil. What makes us so ****y?
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 2:50 am, #149630
Life without death would be rather crampt, Sean. Don't you think? Is it really so far fetched to think that there may be a higher consciousness that governs this plane of existence? And what if this being, being all powerful, existed outside the fourth
Sean - January 3, 2010, 2:46 am, #149628
that seems to love to end human life as vigorously as possible. And don't even get me started on the subject of feline leukemia.
Sean - January 3, 2010, 2:45 am, #149627
Of course you can believe that there was this Santa God which always existed and was perfect, but still decided to make us and everything else, including the numerous diseases which seem to love killing kids -- to say nothing of all the other nastiness...
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 2:40 am, #149625
Thank you, sir, I'm glad you appreciate the sentiment. Aggressive atheism could be intellectually bankrupting, if it becomes too widespread. The a**umption that there is nothing should not become the answer to life's great question. That's stagnation.
Treehodger - January 3, 2010, 2:31 am, #149624
Well said Bartimaeus. Well said.
Bartimaeus - November 22, 2009, 3:31 am, #138708
there are scholars. We can't let spiritual speculation die, because it has its place. It's an integral part of the human experience.
Bartimaeus - November 22, 2009, 3:30 am, #138707
speculation. It's lead to some of the great writings and philosophies throughout the centuries. Th sense of self makes for a sense of morality. In valuing our own being, we learn to value that of others. Sure, there are idiots...but, to the other extreme
Bartimaeus - November 22, 2009, 3:27 am, #138705
No, religion is all a part of the human experience. We have a desire to make sense of our place in the cosmos. Most would like to think that they exist as more than just an organism, a random mass of atoms. And, if you ask me, there's nothing wrong with
johnson2 - May 27, 2009, 4:15 am, #82370
ten votes in a row for one lion shows what people think of this "perfect sense".
mrawesomo - May 26, 2009, 1:55 pm, #82208
That isn't atheism, that's the big bang theory. Even if it was, it's incredibly similair to the belief that there was nothing then there was god and god made everything.


EVOLUTION -


TAGS: evolution street fighter fail
Rating: 3.31/5

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Grimgravy - April 19, 2011, 3:20 am, #216756
I wish fat slobs were America's biggest problem. Sadly that's just not so.
Alfredogarcia - November 29, 2010, 3:55 am, #204623
No You have failed evolution....you are the weakest link, time to go!!
deadraisin - May 12, 2010, 10:35 am, #175776
Not Guile my hero, he's to young. 4L.


TITO ORTIZ - Helping evolution seem more realistic every day


TAGS: evolution tito ortiz ufc mma fighting
Rating: 2.87/5

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... - January 14, 2009, 4:15 pm, #51973
Ortiz is p**** a** b****. He wouldn't last one round against the gorilla in the cage.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 22, 2008, 2:05 pm, #16170
When I saw this, I immediately thought of the same sound coming from both mouths. Hilarious!


FEELING IS BELIEVING -




Evolution -


TAGS: whales twinkies ocean evolution
Rating: 3.33/5

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Jerk - August 9, 2011, 7:40 pm, #222804
she is not a whale... But she is hiding one beind her back
jiant - January 21, 2010, 5:30 pm, #153502
I shouldn't have laughed at that... but I did.... Anyway, the reason people are so fat now is cuz we're screwing up "evolution" with all our "everyone in the world should be accepted" b.s.
W - June 3, 2009, 4:46 pm, #83954
Too bad Whales are mammals and evolved form a land animal.


In yo fayce -




EVOLUTION THEORY - So THIS is what Darwin meant!




ANTHROPOLOGY - IT IS WIDELY ACCEPTED THAT MANKIND DESCENDED FROM THE APES BUT THESE PHOTOS PROVE THAT THE ANCESTRY IS MORE EQUINE IN NATURE




EVOLUTION -


TAGS: pzy wings evolution falling building
Rating: 4.46/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - September 29, 2013, 2:55 pm, #250138
My god, is this a real picture of someone being killed? If so, that's sad.
LavaLancer - July 6, 2011, 5:03 pm, #221061
It wasn't the fall that hurt most, nor was it the sudden stop at the bottom. It was the kick in the nads.,


MEANWHILE... IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA... -


TAGS: magazine revolution donttreadonme americans
Rating: 4.11/5

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Sean - April 21, 2011, 6:06 pm, #217020
I played with matches quite a lot back when I was a kid who was forbidden from playing with matches. Now, not so much.
gas - April 21, 2011, 5:57 pm, #217019
But pools are not made to kill people, it's a place where kids are supposed to have fun. Finally I think the best way to prevent accidents is definitely keeping them away from any weapon, the same way you would simply forbid them from touching matches.
Sean - April 21, 2011, 12:08 pm, #216975
But as they point out in Freakanomics, pool safety, for younger kids, at least, is a far greater concern.
gas - April 21, 2011, 11:42 am, #216972
I see your point. In a country where unfortunatly almost anyone can buy a gun, maybe I would be the first to teach my kids gun safety.
Sean - April 21, 2011, 11:12 am, #216970
A lot of overhand punching and feather boa garroting.
Sean - April 21, 2011, 11:10 am, #216968
I will probably never own a gun, or ever fire one again, but I would not try to ban them all, or even most of them. I am creeped out by dudes with whole arsenals, though. That alone suggests underlying issues.
Airman - April 21, 2011, 11:07 am, #216967
what do you expect from Surfers and movie stars?
Sean - April 21, 2011, 11:04 am, #216966
That's too simplistic, dude. California has about the same # of people as Canada, and there are more knife murders there, per year, than all types of murders in Canada. And we Canadians also have a lot of guns -- and aircraft carriers, by the way.
Airman - April 21, 2011, 11:04 am, #216965
My father, who is 86, grew up in a small town in Maine, and they hunted for their food. Very handy through the depression. So I was taught at an early age about gun safety. I hated hunting but it didn't stop him from taking me.
Sean - April 21, 2011, 10:55 am, #216964
But if your kids are likely to be arounds guns no matter what you do or don't own yourself, gun safety training is just responsible parenting.
gas - April 21, 2011, 9:24 am, #216962
I would have said scary better than irritating... Personally I can't imagine a father teaching his children how to use a firearm, except maybe in the case of hunters. Anyway, 5L for the poster :)
pzykosiz - April 21, 2011, 8:51 am, #216961
i hear you. no guns = no gun violence. you rarely hear about shootings in australia
Greeny - April 21, 2011, 6:47 am, #216955
I understand the strange part, but what's the irritating part?
forseti - April 21, 2011, 2:53 am, #216952
You can't imagine how strange and irritating this discussion is for a European...
marlygirl - April 20, 2011, 10:28 pm, #216934
My kids are 11 and 13, have their own guns, taken classes...long line of military here. I prefer a Sig P226 myself...for when the hubs is deployed, my girl is a great sh**, like mama.
Sean - April 20, 2011, 9:18 pm, #216928
Or you can just teach her how to kill a man with a lacrosse stick. I mean that's good enough for Canadian dads all across my fine land -- and quite a few les*****, too.
rerun - April 20, 2011, 8:16 pm, #216919

great advise, thanks. I will do that soon (nice summer father/daughter activity)
ICEMAN - April 20, 2011, 8:10 pm, #216918
Get in touch with a club that is NRA affiliated. Good people there.
ICEMAN - April 20, 2011, 8:08 pm, #216916
Sounds like you taught her well.
rerun - April 20, 2011, 8:07 pm, #216915

i was refering more to the 6 y/o. I agree that kids should be taught to use & respect a weapon. My daughter wants to learn how to shoot, just need to find the right place to take her. Most people around here are too uptight.
ICEMAN - April 20, 2011, 8:07 pm, #216914
Using firearms safely is the proper use of firearms.
MPsniper - April 20, 2011, 8:05 pm, #216913
and... i fired for 15 years with a military 1,000 yard highpower team. she grew up around weapons.
MPsniper - April 20, 2011, 8:03 pm, #216912
when my daughter was 12, i took her to army small arms firing school for M-16 rifle. it was a great dad/daughter weekend. kids MUST learn firearms safety AND the proper use of.
ICEMAN - April 20, 2011, 7:52 pm, #216910
Better yet, just teach your kids the proper use of firearms. Worked for me.
rerun - April 20, 2011, 7:44 pm, #216909

BTY - excellent poster (just keep your guns away from kids)
rerun - April 20, 2011, 7:44 pm, #216908

not ttoo soon, just today a 6 y/o kid brought a loaded gun to school for "show & tell"
marlygirl - April 20, 2011, 7:26 pm, #216905
5L Sniper, as always, the best
Sean - April 20, 2011, 7:24 pm, #216902
Looks like school's out for the day. What? Too soon?


EVOLUTION - We Have the Fossils We Win


TAGS: evolution fossils tiktaalik creationism
Rating: 3.38/5

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Sean - August 30, 2009, 10:13 pm, #113413
"We" is anyone who sees evolution as the way we came about. Be it by a total lack of divine intent, or as God's way of making us all -- but not LogicDude, it'd be unfair to God to blame Him for that.
Derek - August 30, 2009, 10:09 pm, #113411
Evolution and religion don't have to be separate, but it satisfies Occam's razor so much better. :-)
LOLOLOL - August 22, 2009, 10:57 pm, #110952
Evolution and religion don't HAVE to be seperate, maybe thats how other, more sophisticated creatures (like us) were made... and also stfu im not an Old testiment fanatic i'm just saying what I think of this motifake after all thats what commenting is! :)
mooooooooooooooooooooooo - April 28, 2009, 12:12 pm, #76155
I didn't know you cared.
LogicDude - April 28, 2009, 9:44 am, #76118
Thanks mooooooo...hey ummmm, you aren't doing anything Friday night are you? Do you have a personal profile I can view on MooseSpace.com? Maybe we could hook up or something, you know, just watch a movie, maybe slip a roofie in your drink or something...?
HtD - April 28, 2009, 4:36 am, #76090
Of course.
mooooooooooooooooooooooooo - April 28, 2009, 4:07 am, #76082
Thanks Logicdude. For supporting the funny. I may not always agree with you but some of your stuff is f***ing hilarious.
agdaniele - April 27, 2009, 1:19 pm, #75903
Perhaps the other dating site... familywatchdog.us
Cubbybear - April 27, 2009, 1:18 pm, #75902
The only thing left LogicDude, is a Muslim Dating site or Asian picture bride...Your pick
LogicDude - April 27, 2009, 12:24 pm, #75885
I know...but I already tried eHarmony and had no luck there either!
HtD - April 27, 2009, 12:00 pm, #75884
LD, carbon dating is not the only method used to date a fossil.
Canuck - April 27, 2009, 11:50 am, #75882
That Timmy fella just seems desperate for attention.
LogicDude - April 27, 2009, 9:31 am, #75844
when idiots attack other's posters out of the blue because their life sucks, which is a prime Timmy motivator. Granted, some of my own comments may "seem" to be that way, but if they are they are rarely meant to be taken that way. Except to Sean. Bye!
LogicDude - April 27, 2009, 9:29 am, #75843
Personally I'm with Canuck (other posts) and am here for the Funny. I'm not a Biblical Scholar or Scientist. But I do really dislike that Timmy guy....which causes great moral conflict...what with me being a Christian and all. I just can't stand it when
LogicDude - April 27, 2009, 9:26 am, #75842
...prove that God doesn't exist. Like we were all created from some kind of universal sneeze instead. The carbon dating thing is this: if it thinks batteries are 100+ years old and can't tell how old a clam shell is, why should I believe it's accuracy?
LogicDude - April 27, 2009, 9:25 am, #75841
I don't try to force my religious beliefs on anyone - simply can't be and shouldn't be done. Do that and you're branded a nutbag (or Taliban, oooooh!). I just find it amusing at times that atheists, who shouldn't care, spend a LOT of time trying to ...
Canuck - April 26, 2009, 11:48 pm, #75803
who have different beliefs. Christians have been forcing those beliefs on others since roman times. The planet is the closest thing we have to a god and look how we treat it.
Canuck - April 26, 2009, 11:45 pm, #75802
Feelin left out so i just wanted to pont out that just because a cult gets really really popular does not make it any less of a cult! The bible has been re-written so many times that any valuable message was lost years ago. God is an excuse to hate others
Sean - April 26, 2009, 7:15 pm, #75750
I have a Pirate Fish on the back of my car. (The six by fourish inched silver dealie.) Those bastards better not trifle with the FSM. It would be aboot time somone handed them their arses if they did. Gotta go. Bye.
mooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2009, 7:08 pm, #75745
make petty comments or throw insults at peoples core beliefs just because I don't agree. I know how I would feel is someone made rude comments aboot my beloved Flying Spaghetti Monster.
moooooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2009, 7:05 pm, #75744
Oh don't get me wrong Sean. I can be extremely insensitive at times. I just find that when the topic is religion it is best to state how I feel with careful wording. I find that Religious people can have very strong beliefs. And I think it is wrong to
Sean - April 26, 2009, 6:43 pm, #75741
But here at Motifake, we are nothing if not sensitive (I couldn't even keep a straight face as I typed that). Take it easy, man.
moooooooooooooo - April 26, 2009, 6:37 pm, #75739
My statement wasn't really directed at LD. I was just speaking my mind on the topic. like I said I did not intend to insult anyone.
Sean - April 26, 2009, 6:29 pm, #75735
RON's poster seems to explain and reconcile evolutionary theory and the creation narrative in the Bible.
Sean - April 26, 2009, 6:28 pm, #75734
let's just say that it's painfull to watch him try to trade insults with LD. And while me and LD seem to be on different sides of the Grand Canyon on this issue, I have not doubt he could bean me with a lemon from there. Anyway, this is Motifake and ...
Sean - April 26, 2009, 6:26 pm, #75733
Hey, moooooooooooooooo, there was a time even, quite recenlty when I would have said what you said in more or less the same words, but now LD scares me. Sure he's smart and even tempered, but DON'T make him mad. There's this guy named Timmy ... well ...
moooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2009, 6:17 pm, #75730
from either side. I don't want to insult anyone but but I think that using the bible to back your argument is kinda silly. It's just fiction. that should be obvious to any logical person.
moooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2009, 6:14 pm, #75729
I can't seem to find any evidence that carbon dating has been disproved (disproven isn't a word) Only studies that show that some things (like mollusk shells) when dated can show anomalous results. I know that there is controversy but nothing concrete
LogicDude - April 26, 2009, 4:03 pm, #75719
The Bible doesn't specifically mention many of the animals today - no mention of apes anywhere - so why would dinosaurs NOT being mentioned mean anything? LOL at your date comment though! I think some of mine were made from lead and marshmallow fluff.
agdaniele - April 26, 2009, 3:47 pm, #75713
Almost 60 percent of my dates have been carbon-based.
agdaniele - April 26, 2009, 3:45 pm, #75712
Millions, billions... whatever... it also is clear that the fossilization and composition is older than the good book's 10,000 year estimation. And as soon as they find the lost part of the bible that mentions any dinosaurs, I'll pay closer attention.
Sean - April 26, 2009, 3:32 pm, #75710
But if they weren't here millions of years ago, where were they? *snickers*
LogicDude - April 26, 2009, 3:24 pm, #75703
Since "carbon dating" has been disproven over and over, who really knows how long anything has been around? No scientist I know of has been able to produce SOLID, UNDISPUTABLE evidence that indicates dinosaurs were here "millions" of years ago...
agdaniele - April 26, 2009, 12:51 pm, #75664
God put fossils on earth to expose religious fanatics who can't think for themselves. And it worked like a charm.
Hector - April 26, 2009, 12:48 pm, #75662
"God put [dinosaur fossils] here to test our faith!"... I think God put you here to test my faith, dude. Does that bother anybody else, the idea that God might be f***ing with our heads? I have trouble sleeping with that knowledge." Bill Hicks
HAHA - April 7, 2009, 9:45 pm, #71422
Stupid.
Porcelina - February 26, 2009, 11:02 pm, #62141
...I miss that clobber b***on, now. This poster is so stupid
None - February 26, 2009, 11:01 pm, #62140
Spam
Claire - February 26, 2009, 6:31 pm, #62075
Believe**
Claire - February 26, 2009, 6:31 pm, #62074
Actually, I believ in both, I just like controversy :)
mr guy - February 26, 2009, 5:09 pm, #62039
ummm... yea there IS trans-species fossils and most major religions are okay with people believing in evolultion
dude - February 25, 2009, 6:33 pm, #61911
Too bad that there are no trans species fossils. Also, too bad that carbon dating, used to date fossils, says that snickers bars are 100 years old. FAIL.
Claire - February 25, 2009, 6:10 pm, #61896
Depends, what would you think of someone who claimed God talked to them? Not to mention that the Bible was edited a long time ago, we don't know what was added and taken out.
Hector - February 25, 2009, 3:02 pm, #61863
Here's to all the people who can't or won't think for themselves. They won't be "swayed by facts in the face of a higher truth".
rerun - February 24, 2009, 7:55 pm, #61718

drug...not drun.
rerun - February 24, 2009, 7:55 pm, #61717

jewish zombie? why does the zombie have to be drun into this debate? Also, he is no longer jewish, he has evolved into a higher being yet to be named. Check back in 4000 years
Nero - February 24, 2009, 7:31 pm, #61708
Or that a jewish zombie was sent from the big invisible man in the sky to "save" us.
Claire - February 24, 2009, 7:20 pm, #61705
Or like a book written 2,000 years ago is completely accurate.
ristar - February 24, 2009, 6:00 pm, #61689
You have no more proof than we do. Just because you have fossils doesn't mean that intelligent design didn't take place. That's like saying a cap of water on a table must have been filled by rain.
Moar - February 24, 2009, 2:09 pm, #61647
Claire has a point
Claire - February 18, 2009, 7:59 pm, #60594
Yes.
LogicDude - February 18, 2009, 7:02 pm, #60578
Says who? Did someone write a National Geographic article on it 400 million years ago and that's how we know?
Toussaint - February 18, 2009, 5:39 pm, #60548
It's the Tikaalik fish from the Devonian period, about 400 million yrs ago.
Cubbybear - February 18, 2009, 3:48 pm, #60521
It looks like Battlestar Galactia
LogicDude - February 17, 2009, 2:32 pm, #60326
Nero had good response there...but he's absolutely correct. As for Sean, my favorite flavor is on poster 38373!
Sean - February 17, 2009, 2:23 pm, #60323
Oh, c'mon. Everybody knows that Satan put them there so as to lead the weak of faith astray. P.s.: doritos ... LogicDude operates mostly on doritos.
Nero - February 17, 2009, 1:48 pm, #60315
Irony: A guy named LogicDude who operates on faith rather than logic.
LogicDude - February 17, 2009, 1:22 pm, #60305
You have fossils of Gods creations. So what did you win?


EVOLUTION - Hard To Not Believe In It When This Walks Past You.


TAGS: evolution ape man god time
Rating: 4.71/5

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GaryO - August 12, 2012, 11:44 am, #238330
Notice the edge work…man, wish my lawn looked that tidy.
SethMythrax - August 12, 2012, 9:22 am, #238325
I wonder if animal activists throw paint on him like they do Women who wear Fur coats?..
GaryO - August 11, 2012, 7:23 pm, #238319
I too had a sweater like that...wait
M0rd3kaI - August 11, 2012, 7:16 pm, #238318
... ... ... thanks for putting that dreadful image into mind... How am I going to sleep?
rerun - August 11, 2012, 5:50 pm, #238310

give a whole new meaning to the term "bear hug"
M0rd3kaI - August 11, 2012, 3:23 pm, #238308
Just imagine 'it' gives you a hug...
rerun - August 10, 2012, 7:12 pm, #238279

shudders


ACCIDENTS -




DARWIN'S THEORY - About to be proven once again.


TAGS: stupid dumb darwin theory evolution
Rating: 4.69/5

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spypengen - March 26, 2012, 9:12 am, #232049
now to get rid of the hospitals so the stupid can't multiply


SOCIALISM - You're doing it wrong.


TAGS: che socialim communism fail capitalism revolution cuba castro
Rating: 2.87/5
R.S.Jake - December 30, 2009, 4:16 pm, #149032
OK, if you say it makes sense, I'll belive you. But I'm not going to try to figure it out. My brain hurts anyway.
silcas - December 30, 2009, 4:14 pm, #149031
It makes sense Jake, it's just not overly funny.
R.S.Jake - December 30, 2009, 4:12 pm, #149029
WTF?


A GENTLEMAN -




PRACTICAL APPROACH -




Today's Sesame Street is brought to you by the letters -


TAGS: you white me in you black me out scary bert sesame street poster evolution
Rating: 5/5

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Sho - December 22, 2014, 1:26 pm, #259033
love the style


DEATH AT THE BACK DOOR -


TAGS: mouse leap poster evolution fate
Rating: 4.92/5

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Hinoron - December 14, 2011, 2:16 pm, #226600
Almost a poetic structure, like a haiku... if there's a 5,5,6,7 syllable varient.


CAMOUFLAGE - You're doing it wrong




REVOLUTION -


TAGS: arab revolution egypt tunisia libia
Rating: 4.75/5

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Hawamleh - February 25, 2011, 5:57 pm, #213182
not really... as an arab, I'm concerned..
guyfox - February 25, 2011, 3:55 pm, #213177
about d*** time too


EVOLUTION OF MAN -




SEGWAY INTO UHOH -


TAGS: poster evolution newton motion law
Rating: 4.57/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - June 25, 2012, 3:11 pm, #236618
they see me rollin' they jealous


COMMUNICATION -


TAGS: communication balls poster evolution
Rating: 4.35/5

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carebear - March 12, 2012, 1:14 pm, #231123
(carebear BANNED)


HANDFISH - The irony of this species is that, one day, it will evolve to completely deny and refute evolution.


TAGS: handfish natural selection darwin evolution
Rating: 4.32/5

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matt28 - August 31, 2010, 10:13 pm, #191789
Good job. I give it 5 therapsids!
R.S.Jake - June 9, 2010, 11:43 am, #179649
Isn't this a Pokemon?


JAMES WONG - Should join Motifake, He's already great at destroying childhood memories




BECAUSE REVOLUTIONS - just keep on going in circles.




ORWELL'S TRUTH - In a time of deceit telling the truth is a revolutionary act- George Orwell




EVOLUTION - Our supposed ancestors keep on providing compelling proof.....




US ARMY - They understood that our Constitution and the freedom it guarantees are worth fighting for.




EVOLUTION -




~= POLLUTION =~ - Source of Genetic Mutation since the Industrial Revolution




the evolution of music -


TAGS: music instruments evolution music
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - October 20, 2013, 9:20 am, #250512
Common people would worship them and people in power would wanna burn them at the stake. Pretty much like today ;) Nice one, chick! 5!
CloudchaserS - October 20, 2013, 3:47 am, #250507
I wonder what someone from a thousand or so years ago would think of Motorhead


Chasing Liberty -


TAGS: liberty protest freedom revolution peace
Rating: 4.94/5

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Greybeard - June 18, 2014, 4:15 am, #255352
LoL. With some of the things I've posted, I'm sure I am. :)
premiumgrade - June 18, 2014, 4:12 am, #255351
You are NOW on the enemy list. Congratulations. 5 Big Ones
Greybeard - June 13, 2014, 11:30 pm, #255305
Thank you. :)
Reality Lord - June 12, 2014, 8:07 am, #255280

nice


Unicorns Exist -


TAGS: unicorn rhino evolution
Rating: 4.89/5

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EmilioDumphque - August 4, 2013, 4:04 am, #248313
Wow, a rhinosaurus!


Evolution -


TAGS: cookie monster science animal evolution
Rating: 4.88/5

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chickenlittle - September 24, 2013, 11:36 pm, #249995
That is awesome! 5L :)
BobbEdwards - September 24, 2013, 10:51 pm, #249988
Saw the pic on the Yahoo homepage and never got around to checking it out. Now I'm glad I didn't. 5L


The Story Of Us All -




ONLY SO MUCH -




OH ABDULLAH - You FOUND the handcuff key!




CHANGE -




EVOLUTION - I'm proud of my ancestry ...




GIVE PEACE A CHANCE -


TAGS: john lennon revolution
Rating: 4.05/5

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Sean - August 13, 2011, 8:28 pm, #222986
No Sir! They most definitelyl WILL NOT!!!
ICEMAN - August 12, 2011, 11:21 pm, #222966
All we are saying... is give peas a chance. They're mighty tasty in a tuna casserole.


INTELLIGENT DESIGN -


TAGS: id creationism evolution god atheists
Rating: 3.52/5

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Sean - April 17, 2011, 9:37 pm, #216649
I think you mean top left and if you do, I'd say that it's a little statue of a gargoyle reading a book. As for the tome itself, probably Fanny Hill. (That's what I'd be reading if I was a gargoyle who was forced to hang out with the likes of Behe.)
randomaccount - April 17, 2011, 6:53 pm, #216645
wtf is that next to the guy in the top right


DOUBLE TROUBLE -


TAGS: evolution
Rating: 3.27/5

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forseti - July 4, 2010, 6:48 pm, #183258
So you're Senor Dos Canones?!?
Stormhawk - July 4, 2010, 6:37 pm, #183255
Odd that it creeps you out. Me, it excites with all the new ***ual and specifically oral possibilities.
Derek - January 25, 2010, 4:33 pm, #154398
Got me thinking, I've been drinking
GreyScorpion - January 25, 2010, 11:01 am, #154343
Creeps the hell out me too!!


IRONY -


TAGS: religion christianity irony evolution creationism stupidity morons lol laughs funny monkeys idiocy
Rating: 2.37/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - February 18, 2013, 1:51 am, #243547
You're right most don't, I was wrong. The ones that do are pains in the a*s. I have had a few Atheist nuts and Religious nuts try to force their ideas on me. Tell me what you believe and then let me decide, that's the way it should be.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 17, 2013, 3:07 pm, #243542
I don't believe that "most" Atheists or Christians try to force their beliefs on people. But those that do make the rest look bad.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 17, 2013, 1:48 pm, #243540
Maybe you have never tried to force Atheism on anyone, but believe me, most Atheists do try to force their beliefs on others. In fact most Atheists are no better than Westboro Baptist. Have seen them say and do the cruelest things.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 17, 2013, 4:27 am, #243529
Why does what we don't believe bother you so much?. I've never pushed atheism on anyone...But I've had Catholicism pushed on me.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 17, 2013, 4:01 am, #243528
Atheists, they know nothing, yet they think they know everything. Atheists why does what other people believe bother you so very much.


SPACE PROGRAM - It's revolutionized human movement, plant growth, long distance travel, energy use, and perception of time and gravity....in space.




HOVERING - Evolution's cure to tired feet




EVOLUTION - Television in their stomachs Now that is evolution




EVOLUTION -




TOUCHDOWN JESUS - Who brought the marshmallows?




CHRISTIAN HILLBILLY - Explaining the world with fairy tales.




Weights and Potentials -


TAGS: forum poster evolution liberty estimates
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - September 4, 2014, 7:38 pm, #256565
just yer rindend……I’ll bring the vodka
Greeny - September 4, 2014, 7:15 pm, #256563
awww, you're just sayin that to get a piece of me...
GaryO - September 4, 2014, 8:33 am, #256557
Have I told you lately how much...how much I...I...well...I love you, Greeny. There, I said it.


Victims -




rerun -


TAGS: revolutionary extraordinaire
Rating: 5/5

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maoworks2 - December 22, 2013, 11:26 am, #251659
Long Live CHE .


Slide On In -




EVOLUTION OF THE BATHING SUIT - THE BIKINI One must ponder...does evolution ever consider the short comings?


TAGS: evolution bathingsuit short comings bikini
Rating: 5/5

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CloudchaserS - May 20, 2012, 12:14 am, #234867
Bikinis are one of the things that should not be sold above a certain size
MissPriss - May 19, 2012, 4:30 pm, #234846
Ahhsoh...you so funny.
fan4camping - May 19, 2012, 3:24 pm, #234844
OW! My eyes! Quick, someone get me some Lysol! (shudder) Please God, don't let this be the last thing I ever see!


Evolution ??? -




Hey everyone; check out the contest of contests @ POSTER EVOLUTION in the forum -




MOTIFAKE'D -


TAGS: revolution televised motifake not
Rating: 4.92/5

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Rudedog - April 4, 2013, 2:17 am, #244857
I long for an American flag, national anthem and static white noise.
EmilioDumphque - April 3, 2013, 12:51 pm, #244831
...not be televised, not be televised, not be televised! The revolution will be live!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 3, 2013, 12:24 pm, #244828
Lol! Do kids today even know what those bars are? Heck, do they even know what a revolution is? Speaking of, where is it being held?


WHISTLE FOR A REASON -




The Devil You Know -


TAGS: war revolution education government usa
Rating: 4.81/5

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Greybeard - May 13, 2014, 11:03 pm, #254775
LoL. Me too, tired of the status quo. :)
Greybeard - May 13, 2014, 11:03 pm, #254774
LoL. Me too, tired of the status quo. :)
Cannabal - May 13, 2014, 9:51 pm, #254773
I am a non-moose. Expect me. To do something.


Darwinism -


TAGS: evolution idiot stupid charles safety mechanism
Rating: 4.8/5

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vindicator - August 21, 2014, 10:21 am, #256293
huh?
Reality Lord - August 21, 2014, 6:51 am, #256290

darwinism fail...they were old enough to pass along the stupid gene :)


BAD COMPANY -


TAGS: forum poster evolution wienner
Rating: 4.77/5

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MissPriss - February 3, 2013, 11:49 am, #243147
Gary...you're much too modest...I'd say more like a bratwurst than a wiener. Nice poster sir. 5 fingers and toes of L's.


LOGIC -


TAGS: poster evolution logic fight talk
Rating: 4.71/5

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ughomer - September 3, 2012, 2:00 pm, #238866
CAVE ~ at first glance, I thought this was a Rolling Stones concert ph**o with Mick (top center) singing "Gimme Shelter."


SPYPENGECIDE -


TAGS: poster evolution wiener
Rating: 4.67/5

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GaryO - January 9, 2013, 7:12 pm, #242311
It is purported that his last words were more of an unprintable genre, with reference to linen (sheet) and coastal weather (sunny beaches) ending with the final last words of; ‘gawdammit that really hurts’
EmilioDumphque - January 6, 2013, 1:14 pm, #242226
Pancho Villa's last words! "Tell them I said something"


Heaven Knows -




Reminiscing the dreams -




SEARCHING FOR OURSELVES -


TAGS: evolution avs
Rating: 4.65/5

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M0rd3kaI - August 26, 2012, 7:13 pm, #238714
What 'bout me?? no evolution for this monkey?? (5L Greeny, Great poster!)
rerun - June 30, 2012, 8:26 pm, #236839

I think Mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo may be the winner.
Hawamleh - June 30, 2012, 8:13 pm, #236838
Mr.M ? anyone
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 29, 2012, 8:04 am, #236768
*ahem* I think I win the longest running avatar challenge.
the1stCOMMI3 - June 29, 2012, 12:02 am, #236755
and only your's truly has kept his first and only avatar
Hawamleh - June 28, 2012, 10:38 pm, #236752
change is just too much for my little heart.. I'm cozy
Hawamleh - June 28, 2012, 10:36 pm, #236751
it was all itchy and stuff, besides I look like a bum without it's aid. also notice how everyone progresses, except me, I go back haha.
Greeny - June 28, 2012, 9:04 pm, #236745
...that, and Hammy shaving
Greeny - June 28, 2012, 9:03 pm, #236744
Exactly Sho; you were my inspiration!
Sho - June 28, 2012, 8:07 pm, #236741
muhahahah
GaryO - June 28, 2012, 6:50 pm, #236733
Feas…phone home
Airman - June 28, 2012, 6:19 pm, #236731
SHO's been hanging around Tim Burton
gas - June 28, 2012, 2:02 pm, #236729
niiice!!! lol @hammy's evolutionary line


RERUN -


TAGS: lawn bomb poster evolution hammy
Rating: 4.47/5

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Hawamleh - April 1, 2012, 5:26 pm, #232534
Why thank you ! and they can vote whatever they want ! I won in a thread against great people, all the rating I need !
M0rd3kaI - April 1, 2012, 3:49 pm, #232528
I see the first vote was a 1L bomber... sigh, anyway congrats on your win Hammy


OCEANS -




MOTIFAKE CLOWNS -




FOOLS! -


TAGS: foolishness challenge idiots will live on de evolutionary food chain lewd brain
Rating: 4/5

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Neener - October 15, 2010, 5:17 pm, #198461
Evil.. I like it!
Bartimaeus - April 1, 2010, 2:06 am, #168538
It's officially the day of the challenge...and this is a shameless bump. lol
agdaniele - March 30, 2010, 10:15 pm, #168262
LOL! Ain't that just the way things go?
TheTrashHeap - March 30, 2010, 10:10 pm, #168258
Who madr R.S Jake a sheriff?


CROWN CLOWN - A revolution without dancing...is a revolution not worth having!


TAGS: v for vendetta revolution funny
Rating: 4/5

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TED - March 19, 2010, 2:59 pm, #165678
Anonymous - you believe in something so strongly you have to hide your face??
Derek - February 23, 2010, 8:06 pm, #160383
It's lovely, Angie; but why "Crown Clown"? Just that it both rhymes and alliterates?
aesop's folly - December 24, 2009, 1:03 pm, #147862
true, so very true
thatonechick - December 24, 2009, 11:16 am, #147839
I cracked a smile and thought, "Okay, I'll give you this one." LoL
GreyScorpion - December 24, 2009, 11:14 am, #147838
LOL, but most likely for the wrong reason


UKRAINIAN WOMEN -




EVOLUTION OF A LEGEND (HAIKU) - Started small but strong Confidence is sexy... He trains the young ones


TAGS: cubby day evolution
Rating: 4/5

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Anonymous2 - June 9, 2010, 11:44 pm, #179742
That's only 5-6-5, unless y'all pronounce confidence differently.


Another promise, another seed another, packaged lie -


TAGS: revolution liberty choice
Rating: 4/5

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Thedge - October 20, 2014, 8:38 pm, #257247
Whew... thanks God and all Holy things. That clarified the issue completely. Oh, and don't send it to me, eh? Perhaps the powers that be are more deserving recipients? Only an enquiring mind hoping for clarification.
GaryO - October 20, 2014, 8:28 pm, #257246
This is not going well for me. Tell you what, I’ll send you his remains once the Dulcolax does its thing
Thedge - October 20, 2014, 8:15 pm, #257244
Umm Gary? That one didn't really help much. Peace be with you.
GaryO - October 20, 2014, 8:07 pm, #257242
Uh, let me clear, he was on the INSIDE. (I’ve really gotta watch my sentence structure)
Thedge - October 20, 2014, 7:30 pm, #257237
Oval Office? GaryO, please?. Ahh, no such number, no such zone. Well we, the people, find it an act of tyranny that you condone a congressman packing GaryO's groceries. Ahh really?... Wishful thinking you say? Well then. Nevermind.
GaryO - October 18, 2014, 9:30 am, #257139
For further discussion on this matter of prodigious mathematical import, I can be reached at the oval office. A seasoned congressman is pressing at my colon as I type.
GaryO - October 18, 2014, 9:29 am, #257138
As far as the where/who story problem fractions are concerned, I’ll just throw in that Canada plays a strong (78624/79327) role. This finding substantiated by none other than Overpriced Waterhouse and Peter Jennings……and Philip Morris.
GaryO - October 18, 2014, 9:28 am, #257137
The white house is the one with the pointy roof (about the size of a junior senator’s second home) where weighty things like tee times are decided. It’s about 36 holes down the hill. You’ll need a golf cart if yer a czar…and yer walking.
GaryO - October 18, 2014, 9:27 am, #257136
Uh, that’s the Capital blg. Where senators meet to decide important things while playing solitaire. They are very talented at multitasking while looking stern and lying thru their teeth. That’s why we vote for them.
Bandit5906 - October 18, 2014, 12:34 am, #257132
I contend he is 2/3 of the problem and another 1/3 of the problem is the people being stupid enough to elect him.
spanko - October 14, 2014, 1:22 pm, #257055
He is only 1/3 of the problem.
Thedge - October 14, 2014, 11:50 am, #257049
What White House is that? Did Obama completely remodel?


it's just not krickit -




EVOLUTION - Sometimes the direction is obvious even if it is horrible




JACKASS - Speeding up evolution since 1999. Keep it up boys !




EVOLUTION - Generally Believed By People Who Want to Control Everything.


TAGS: darwin evolution control belief control
Rating: 3.1/5

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PapaFox - February 28, 2013, 7:45 am, #243883
Yeah, most Christians accept evolution anyway. It's just the noisy extremists that give the rest a bad name.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 28, 2013, 1:11 am, #243880
Interesting...
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 28, 2013, 1:03 am, #243879
Humans have done enough interfering. The kid that s******s the most marbles doesn't grow up to have children of his own. Nature needs to take its course.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 28, 2013, 12:58 am, #243878
Mother bird knocks its baby out of the nest, people got to save it and bring it to a shelter. Puppy born with just two legs saved from mother who could've eaten it. A human deliberately snorts cleanser, and people feel compelled to save him. (???)
crankyhead - February 27, 2013, 4:11 pm, #243858
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYQuvwQ4y-k
TheConstitutionalist - February 27, 2013, 2:26 pm, #243857
Well, for the most part, the well educated do control everything...so I'll take that statement as a compliment.
PapaFox - February 27, 2013, 7:21 am, #243833
Generally believed by people who had a decent science education. Not sure how that relates to "Control Everything" though.


BY ANY OTHER NAME -




EVOLUTION IS MISUNDERSTOOD - Evolution is really a process that results in heritable changes in a population spread over many generations


TAGS: evolution can mix with religion
Rating: 2.89/5

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BrokenEye - August 24, 2010, 8:57 pm, #190687
I'm getting the feeling that the term "evolutionist" doesn't actually have jack **** do to with evolution. Who are these evolutionists anyway?
Sean - December 24, 2009, 12:21 am, #147721
God made a dude outta dirt. A woman outta a rib of that dude (making her also the first clone, I guess). And the two had only sons. The rest is (modern) history.
Bartimaeus - December 23, 2009, 4:40 pm, #147641
Some bible thumpers have been battling against evolution for years...and they don't like the theory either.
Jmac0585 - December 23, 2009, 4:36 pm, #147640
Evolution: Easier than admitting to yourself that you might be wrong. Let the roasting commence.
phydeaux - December 23, 2009, 3:05 pm, #147613
You forgot the sea-bear...
Scott - September 30, 2009, 4:42 pm, #122952
Actually, the rhinocerfish is real as is the dolpharoo
thatonechick - September 25, 2009, 9:43 am, #121607
Really? No CLASS?
thatonechick - September 25, 2009, 9:42 am, #121606
Wow... I'm actually taking an evolution class this semester and... well, wow just about sums it up. There's no pictures like that in my textbook! LoL
Kully - September 25, 2009, 12:38 am, #121557
Is that a sea rhinocerous?


EVOLUTION -




EVOLUTION - This is where the shotgun's began




STUPIDITY -




SARAH AND GODZILLA - await their turn at Dance Dance Revolution on Halloween


TAGS: sarah palin godzilla dance revolution
Rating: 2.32/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F

Cubbybear - November 21, 2008, 11:50 am, #38379
That's a great picture....5 from me
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 21, 2008, 11:47 am, #38378
I think it was cramming in too many concepts at once, but I still laugh at the pic when I see it. I just love that they're waiting to dance.
Ag218 - November 21, 2008, 10:56 am, #38364
Oh MWLF, this one isn't getting the props it deserves. I mean you've got video games, j******t in a skirt, a camp pop culture reference and a chick in a bikini. Where'd the Motifake formula fail?
GoForthAndDie - November 9, 2008, 2:27 pm, #34778
That's where McCain messed up. Think about it: Vice-President Godzilla. He'd get my vote.


SELECTIVE EVOLUTION - Drowning idiots like this in the shallow end of the gene pool stops them from spreading their seed




EVOLUTION - And they said we came from monkeys...


TAGS: evolution tree man
Rating: 1.89/5

More motifakes by CPT Badass

kill it - January 3, 2009, 11:55 am, #48914
kill it with fire. Or maybe a chainsaw.
english--and proud - November 14, 2008, 10:20 am, #36263
google..."tree man" and get the full story..
Kamina - November 14, 2008, 1:01 am, #36182
what the f*** happened to that guy?


EVOLUTION - There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.


TAGS: evolution
Rating: 1.77/5

More motifakes by PJARHEAD

killoggs - December 22, 2011, 7:02 am, #226828
and what the F**K does norris have against unicorns
Frustrated Man - September 1, 2008, 3:59 pm, #18144
Hey A$$, You totally ripped off my motifake with this, you even removed my initials from the bottom! Get some creativity loser!


EVOLUTION - Does not work that way




Evolution -




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